jokes chickenAny good chicken jokes? I work at a chicken place and need some good ones to tell the owner.?

He says he has heard them all and I am taking that as a challenge to find one he hasn't heard.
is this the .answer to the question what came first the chicken or the egg?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters to no one in particular . . .
"Well, I guess we answered THAT question !!! "
Why did the chicken cross the road?
becuase Sarah Padin's daughter was trying to rape it!
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he was chicken

Here's my fave:
1st you have to pick three people. I'm gonna pick my brother, my dad, and my uncle just for the sake of the joke.

So three guys walk into a bar. my brother, my dad, and my uncle.
They go up to the bar and the bartender says, "Don't step on the chickens or you will have an ugly girlfriend."
The next day my brother walks into the bar with an ugly girlfriend and he says, &qjokes chickenuot;I stepped on a chicken."
Then they all sit down and have a couple drinks while the bartender reminds them not to step on chickens.
The next day my dad walks in with a REALLY REALLY ugly girlfriend and he says, "i stepped on four chickens."
So then the bartender reminds them again not to step on the chickens.
The next day my uncle walks into the bar with an amazingly gorgeous girlfriend and they all go, "Woah what happened?" and the girl says, "I stepped on fifty chickens!"

Haha cheesy but you know.
Three chickens—Clucky, Flappy, and One-Eye—walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Okay, I don't normally serve fowl, but I'll serve you if you can name a celebrity

The first chicken says, John F Kennedy. The second chicken says, Andy Warhol. The third chicken twitches and says, Ed Gein.

The chickens hop up to the bar to get drinks, but realize they have no money. So the bartender says, All right, I'll give you each a 啤酒 on the hjokes chickenouse if you do an impression of your celebrity.

So first chicken says, "Cluck not what your henhouse can do for you, cluck rather, what you can do for your henhouse." The bartender laughs and gives him a 啤酒.

The second chicken walks out of the bar, rummages in the trash for a bit, and comes back with a Campbell's Soup can. The bartender laughs and gives him a 啤酒.

The third chicken twitches again, jumps on the bar, and stabs the bartender with a switchblade. "See how YOU like it, AV儿劣AV儿劣AV儿劣AV儿劣!" he says as he decapitates the barkeep, and then helps himself to the scotch.

The moral of the story: DON'T AV儿劣AV儿劣* TALK TO ONE-EYED CHICKENS THAT TWITCH
poindext..., bet he hasn't heard this one. How did the dead baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken!!! Good luck with this one.
You must be "clucking" crazy if you think we'll do this for you!